Showing posts with label real world. Show all posts
Showing posts with label real world. Show all posts

Friday, January 16, 2009

NY Reality Recap

I know this is a little late but I want to do a quick recap of Wednesday's Top Chef New York and The Real World: Brooklyn. Better late than never!

Top Chef
On episode 8 of Top Chef, the episode started out with a pretty cool quickfire challenge. They had to make a nice meal in 15 minutes out of ingredients found in an everyday pantry. This is the kind of shit I do every day! Nacho cheese, beans, chips and chipotle powder made some sweet nachos. Ramen fried up with corn & peppers = fine dining in my home! Too bad most of these clowns opened up cans of artichoke hearts and spam, dumped them on some bread and called it a day. Although Jeff's creation looked pretty neat.
Then the contestants had to go to a farm to gather fresh ingredients to use for their menus. I was pretty appalled to see the teams picking out cute live animals that would later be slaughtered and cooked up. Probably the saddest was the cute lambs. How insane was that shot of the dead lamb? In the end, Ariane got kicked off for not honoring her protein- she butchered and tied the poor thing up all wrong. Seeing her hacking up the little lamb kind of reminded me of this: It seemed a little unfair that the cougar had to pack her knives and go, but I guess I don't really give a shit about her, or any of the contestants for that matter.

The Real World
Didn't you think it was a little weird when Katlynn the transgendered girl told her story to Sarah while she was doing her hair? And Sarah was all, "Oh yeah that's cool. Isn't the weather nice outside?" I'm pretty sure if someone told me, "You know, I went to Thailand and had my wiener turned into a vagina" I would be like "Holy fuckballs!" But I guess some people like Sarah just aren't phased by that sort of thing.

Also, can we discuss the fact that Chet is gayer than a tea party on a May afternoon? He was mesmerized my J.D.'s magnum condoms and inquired about the size of his penis. Then he put on eyeliner and a glittery scarf and went to a gay bar. For the love of god- I really hope he is able to discover his inner gayness this season.

Lastly, I've concluded that J.D. looks the cutest when he's drunk, angry and in need of chapstick

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Meet the Real World Brooklyn

As I mentioned before, the upcoming season of MTV's The Real World is being filmed in Brooklyn. Last weekend, Floating Robot's special reality TV correspondent Sarah attended a sneak peek screening and Q&A with the new cast members. As I had originally pondered, it seems that not all of them are hipsters. In fact, it looks like there's only one. But one of the cast members is a transgender person. Top Model did it first, but props to MTV for keeping up with the tranny trend. Here is Sarah's report and her exclusive pictures of the cast!

This is the true story...
Of eight strangers...
Picked to live in Brooklyn
And speak to a bunch of New Yorkers about their experience!

…The Real WorldBROOKLYN.
As an average American twenty-something, Real World has admittedly been the focus of numerous conversations in my life. Whether I’m comparing the hotness level between Vegas’ Steven and Paris’ Ace or discussing the psycho-level of Denver’s “southern belle” Brooke, The Real World was definitely a weekly obsession.

Friday night had to have been the coolest Real World episode ever. In-person! Yes, went to the Paley Center for Media in New York City for a discussion with the cast of Real World: Brooklyn. As the lights dimmed, the screen flickered on and – BAM! – the show had begun. We watched each cast member on screen awkwardly introducing themselves and seeing their (ballin’) house for the first time.

After watching scenes from the first episode, the lights came back on and the cast filed on stage. We laid our eyes on the eight members. Evaluated. And the night had officially begun. For starters, I’d like to throw out there that it was a surprisingly physically un-diverse group. Yes, each person looks quite different from the next. But most of them were white. Now, let’s get to my point. Despite there being a majority of Caucasians in the mix, each person has something unique and interesting to contribute. Let’s meet the new cast:

Katlynn is the first transsexual member of The Real World. This Floridian joined the cast to tell her story to the world. This girl’s got spirit.

Chet from Utah has a style that might make you assume he’s gay but he simply loves fashion.

Sarah is an energetic, spunky girl with tattoos all over her body and a passion for art therapy. I can’t wait to get to know her through the show!!

J.D. trains dolphins. I’d love to leave it at that, and claim him as my official crush of the season. But…sorry ladies, he’s gay.

Devyn is our one and only African American member of the cast. She grew up competing in beauty pageants, so I feel some cattiness happening sooner than later with other females in the show.

Baya from Salt Lake City grew up with hippie parents and still seems to have that earthy/crunchy vibe- I can see some serious partying coming from her.

Ryan is the Iraq veteran. His stories will certainly be something to watch out for!

And finally, we have Scott, the New Hampshire personal trainer. Despite his temptation to show off his abs several times throughout the evening, Scott has a strong personality and will definitely spice things up in the house this season. (Drunken rampages, perhaps?)

Having added an additional character to the series’ usually seven-member cast and morphing the show into a one-hour season, characters are given a chance to be better fleshed-out.

The crowd was a modest size, but the vibe was strong. Questions posed to the group were varied:

“Having lived in Brooklyn for a few months, what are some of your favorite pizza places?” There were a couple decent answers, none of which being DiFara’s or Grimaldi’s. Will somebody please get these kids some decent pizza?

“How did your families and friends react when you told them you were going on the show?” Most people said they received mixed reactions. Chet’s Mormon family wasn’t so sure he’d be able to handle himself; which made him decide he truly needed to go on the show.

And the final question,

“Do any of you regret anything you said on camera?” The entire cast gave a firm “No,” to which Producers Jonathan Murray and Jim Johnston chuckled and responded, “They haven’t seen the show yet!” All eight suddenly lost their smiles. This should be good!

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

The Real World Brooklyn

Ooooooooooooooooooooooo shit. MTV just announced that the next season of The Real World will begin taping this summer in Brooklyn! I'll bet you $10 that the new RW pad will be located in Williamsburg- probably on 6th St. somewhere near the water.

But how will the usual cast of big boobed, tan skinned sluts and body building alcoholics fare against Billyburg's community of loathsome hipsters? Perhaps MTV will have to reconsider their casting strategies to fit the population.
Maybe they should consider casting the hipsters from MisShapes for next season:

A true story of 6 strangers, picked to live in a loft, have their lives taped to see what happens when they start throwing dance parties and living off of daddy's credit card.