Thursday, March 19, 2009

Unicorn Giveaway!

**Enter the unicorn contest to win... it's easy!
Just leave a comment on this blog post with your name and you will be thrown in a hat to win. Winner will be chosen 3/24 @ 8:30PM EST.

Sooo... I've been working on a top secret unicorn project and today it's time I begin to unveil it. I've spent the past few days painting and lacquering wooden plaques, and today, I finally got the polymer clay I ordered. While I watched Barack Obama talk about exploding toasters on Leno, I constructed this lovely lady.Here is her side view.There are other colors of plaques, and I will make different animals, but I wanted to start with a unicorn. Eventually I'd like to sell these in my Etsy store which has been long forgotten, but first I'd like to give one away and practice shipping it. I'm pretty sure I have a packing plan to avoid breakage, but I want to test it out before charging someone money they should be spending on ramen packets instead of fake unicorns. (Any packing tips you may have are would be appreciated!)

So anyways, let me give you my unicorn so I can practice shipping her to you (I'll pay the shipping charges since I'm made of money.) Interested in a FREE UNICORN? Please leave your name in the comments section of this blog post. If I don't know you or how to contact you, please be sure to email me your contact info. I will choose a winner of this contest on Tues. 3/24.

**EDIT: I have made a bunch of animals since this post and they all put this unicorn to shame. I will provide pictures of available animal plaques Tues. night and let the winner pick any one they want! I know... I'm soooo generous.

ps. I'm attaching a hook to the back of the plaque so you can hang her on your wall.
pps. You'll notice my camera SUCKS. Does anyone want to have a unicorn photo shoot soon? Lauren... I'm lookin' at you.
PPPPPPPPPPPPS. Special Olympics, Barack!? BWAHAHAHA

24 comments:

lauren said...

OMG!! it's so much cuter than i pictured in my head. photoshoot to come )

Shibumi said...

I love unicorns. I believe they are real. Please give this cool unicorn to me.

Daniel said...

i would love to be the owner of a unicorn head. PETA can go strait to hell, where all the unbaptized baby unicorns go. fyi.

Mick said...

Oooooooh! It's a preteeeeeeend unicorn head! Sorry, I was a little confused... Can I still take one from you?

Rolando said...

I like dead and mounted fantasy creatures.

Andy Morrish said...

My name is Andy and like I much unicorns. Have you send one me please?

K.C. said...

The universe will be out of wack if this unicorn does not find its way to my home...please dont be responsible for cosmic instability.

Josh said...

yo give me that unicorn!

Franky G said...

To quote T. Rex: "Sheeeee was born, to be my unicorn"

amy rocen said...

Love it! Let your unicorn come and live in Venice Beach! Unicorns prosper by the beach. Not to mention the fact that he/she will grace the walls alongside the likes of Pee-Wee Herman, Ms. Yvonne and Billy Baloney! Mookie just moved in too. If it helps I can put a horn on his head. In such a favorable environment how could your unicorn not be happy?

by liselle marie said...

MUST HAVE ONE!!!

Sarah said...

Please tell me that beheaded unicorn wasn't the last of its kind!

absolutely not said...

the mere fact that you are giving away this unicorn head shows that you fully understand the magic of unicorns.
so basically this makes me unworthy of the unicorn because my first instinct was to be like "I WILL PAY FOR THAT UNICORN HEAD" which totally not in the unicorn spirit.
but seriously. i would pay. i am not above it.

Ben Urquhart said...

Is it life-size? Or was only the midget unicron to model for you?

Sharon said...

I love unicorns b/c they always match my outfits and are a green way to travel around <3

Craig said...

Yes please!

Devon said...

I would like my very own unicorn. Hope it doesn't demand it's innards back while I'm trying to eat a sandwich.

Michael said...

i would like the deer please!!

Jay said...

Holy crap that is awesome. I'd like to point you to a guide I painstakingly made in order to showcase my love of all things unicorn:

http://www.guidespot.com/guides/funny_wrong_unicorn_pictures

If that isn't hard proof of my commitment to take excellent care of your creation, then I don't know what it.

And yes, that's me humping the stuffed unicorn.

Mary Rose said...

Please give it to me. Please, please, please, please!!!

Erika said...

this is gorgeous! i have been known to get violent when it comes to saving unicorns and placing them in a good home, so giving me this fabulous unicorn would probably save the county hospital some time and tax dollars. not to mention unicorns are my lifeblood and i would love to keep living!

Ariston said...

I love the unicorn!! You are so talented.

Annie C said...

Is it too late?! I REALLY need that unicorn

Myka Fox said...

i know i probably missed the giveaway. but i hope im not too late to compliment the unicorn. well done. not even remotely creepy.