ZOMG! Did you hear that Kenley Collins of Project Runway fame got ARRESTED in Brooklyn yesterday? Apparently, she got in some sort of fight with her ex-fiance and unleashed her fury. She woke the poor dude up at 7AM and flung a menagerie of things at his face including some apples, water, a laptop and A CAT.
Weeeee! Nothing goes better with a feather hair clip than a nice dose of animal cruelty. Apparently her ex-fiance, a fellow named Zak Penley (aw cute! her name would have been Kenley Penley!) wrote the finale song for Kenley's Bryant Park show. The song was called "CAT?" Perhaps he had a psychic flash of what was to come hurling towards his dome just one year later.
Apparently after the fight, Kenley told Penley, "You're lucky. It could have been a lot worse." Meaning she could have feathered and hand painted him and then made him into an Oscar De Larenta-inspired gown. So yes, he should be thanking his lucky stars.
EDIT: My photoshop wizard friend Liselle made this delightful Kenley collage which could probably double as a court sketch: