Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Kenley the Cat Thrower

ZOMG! Did you hear that Kenley Collins of Project Runway fame got ARRESTED in Brooklyn yesterday? Apparently, she got in some sort of fight with her ex-fiance and unleashed her fury. She woke the poor dude up at 7AM and flung a menagerie of things at his face including some apples, water, a laptop and A CAT.
Weeeee! Nothing goes better with a feather hair clip than a nice dose of animal cruelty. Apparently her ex-fiance, a fellow named Zak Penley (aw cute! her name would have been Kenley Penley!) wrote the finale song for Kenley's Bryant Park show. The song was called "CAT?" Perhaps he had a psychic flash of what was to come hurling towards his dome just one year later.

Apparently after the fight, Kenley told Penley, "You're lucky. It could have been a lot worse." Meaning she could have feathered and hand painted him and then made him into an Oscar De Larenta-inspired gown. So yes, he should be thanking his lucky stars.

EDIT: My photoshop wizard friend Liselle made this delightful Kenley collage which could probably double as a court sketch:

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