Count-less

Yo! Did ya hear there's a new single lady in town? And did you know that that single lady is none other than Countess Luann de Lesseps of Real Housewives of NYC fame? Sadly, her husband Alex tossed her aside like yesterday's stale crumpets for a young Ethiopian girl.


BRUTAL.

But my girl Lulu won't let a little thing like divorce get her down. She still plans on keeping the title "Countess" because well, she fuckin' needs that shit. Her book and website are already branded with it, so this whole break-up thing is sort of an inconvenient truth. But hey, Luann. Wipe away those tears you sad clown! There's a new count in town, and he's a looker.