But my girl Lulu won't let a little thing like divorce get her down. She still plans on keeping the title "Countess" because well, she fuckin' needs that shit. Her book and website are already branded with it, so this whole break-up thing is sort of an inconvenient truth. But hey, Luann. Wipe away those tears you sad clown! There's a new count in town, and he's a looker.