It happened last year and now it's happened again. Miss USA toppled to the ground during the Miss Universe competition. Try as she might, Crystle Stewart couldn't strut her stuff without taking a tumble. She fell on stage, and then clapped her hands as if to say, "Yep, I just ate shit, you bitches better applaud!" This is the reason why I watch these amazing competitions.
In case you missed it, have a look:
As a reminder, here's what happened to Miss USA last year:
Also, I like that Roberto Cavali just asked Miss Mexico "when is a woman fully satisfied?" during the final round of questioning. You know what she was really thinking, but somehow she was able to give an answer that somehow revolved around community service. That is the sign of a true champion.
I wonder who will win? Hopefully not Miss Dominican Republic, whose evening gown looks like a cross between a dominatrix video game character's costume and an abstract painting from the 80's. My $$ is on Miss Colombia.
Edit: Oops, I lose. Miss Venezuela won, and Miss Colombia came in 2nd.