Morning Subway Fashion: Men's Edition

Hey all you men out there! I know when you read my last post about subway fashion, you were thinking to yourselves, "Hey, but I'm a guy! What about my needs?" Well fellas, this one's for you, courtesy of this morning's fashion maven on the L train:
Who needs a man purse these days when you can wear a designer fanny pack? This leaves your hands and shoulders free to bump and grind with unsuspecting subway patrons. Also, who needs smelly sneakers when you can be wearing a sweet pair of Crocs, in this Spring's hottest color: WHITE.
The best way to accessorise your Crocs are with a stunning pair of socks in the same color, as pictured above.