Apparently everybody's dying to be a bride these days. Aren't you? Thank GOD Dave Zinczenko, an "advice expert" at Yahoo, posted a blog instructing women on how to get their boyfriends to marry them.
Here are four important tips from Dave, for all you bachelorettes out there:
1. Encourage your boyfriend to play golf with his friends to show that you aren't needy.
2. Be nice to him, but not *too* nice
3. Have a big imagination-- men find that sexy
4. Show him you are prepared to react to a "lifetime's worth of challenges" by proving you can play the roles of both a mother and a vixen. (???!)
Well holy shit. Thank you Dave for showing me the answer. I've just been dying to trick my boyfriend into marrying me, but until your Yahoo advice column, I didn't know how.