It's time for the summer edition of Subway Fashion. I know you are anxious to strut your stuff down the platform in this season's hottest new threads. This guy is modeling what everybody is ranting and raving about right now:
The fat suit. Wearing a fat suit like this not only makes you undeniably sexy, it also takes up so much room on the subway bench so that no one can sit next to you!
Also, if you want to get the coolest summer hairstyle available, rush over to your favorite salon and request the Elvis: